I hate this song and I hate all of you.

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

trouncing:

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

my weapon of choice during schoolyard fights :)

first intro’d to these at summer camp

i got the worst ankle blister/burns from these suckers

i would use ‘em till my ankle was raw

and when there was no skip-it

i used a hula hoop

(via drachenfotze)

notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

MHM

miucciapet:

i only care about inner beauty

like bone structure

birds-bones:

Hey! Did you know:

• sex is okay
• so is masturbation
• watching porn won’t make you impure
• one night stands are okay too
• having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
• even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
• sex with the same gender is alright
• not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
• your body your choice no matter your gender
• shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!

mhm mhm mhm

(via brazenblackberry)

fwips:

oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face

me every day with my gramma

(via drachenfotze)

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar